Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Day 193: Princess Bride Ending

And now for the conclusion!  The author wanted to talk for the rest of the book, I guess.

I won't bore you with tactical details.  Basically, Fezzik was able to take about eight of them at once, since he was used to fighting in groups, but when more started charging him, he got desperate, and he knew that Humperdinck was close to his friends, and he couldn't let that happen, so he charged at the soldiers with fallen tree branches and outran them as he followed Humperdinck.  It took some time (Morgenstern spent about a page saying how hard it was for Fezzik to keep up), but everyone caught up to each other.  Westley leaned on the horse with one arm extended and wiggled it towards the soldiers attacking, while Buttercup was safely behind him.  Inigo had enough strength to fight with his sword, and with Fezzik's help, they killed or wounded all the soldiers.  Scared, Humperdinck had started running away, but upon Westley's orders, Fezzik ran after him and carried him back.  While Fezzik held him still, Westley cut off Prince Humperdinck's feet as promised, along with one of his hands, and left him bleeding on the ground.  Then the four of them galloped, two by two, the last mile to the channel and safely boarded The Revenge.

But what of Inigo's and Westley's health, you ask?  And Buttercup's marriage?  And the fate or Florin and Guilder?  Morgenstern went on for another 500 pages about all that, but my publisher tells me I have a page maximum (no one likes reading long novels nowadays), so I'll just summarize it for you.

After everyone had a meal on the ship, Westley slept for two days straight.  Buttercup was worried he wouldn't wake up, but to her relief he did, and ate a large meal again.  He said he never felt better.  His limbs moved with no problems, and his mind was as sharp as ever.  Buttercup, naturally, was glad, and eagerly let Westley give her a tour of the ship.  Inigo's wounds healed up well enough, and he helped Westley find another crew and learned the ways of a pirate.  Fezzik enjoyed helping them all and decided he wanted to start writing down his rhymes in a book.

Prince Humperdinck did catch up to them, after two years of fighting Guilder but losing due to his lost limbs.  It was a terrible attack, and Humperdinck escaped, with the loss of his other hand and one of his eyes.  In a subsequent battle of Westley versus the Prince, he lost his other eye and his nose, and Prince Humperdinck began to understand what "to the pain" meant.  He couldn't take the horrendous screams from the people of Florin any longer and committed suicide about a week later.  Shortly after that, King Lothlorin finally did die, and Buttercup, being a princess, felt it was her duty to return.  Westley had to warm up to the idea of being king, but he eventually grew to like the power he had.  When Buttercup and Westley returned to Florin, the Queen welcomed them with open arms (she knew how horrible her stepson had been), and they were properly married (after all, Buttercup wasn't legally married in the first place).  Inigo, having learned much from Westley, became the next Dread Pirate Roberts for a time, until Westley figured he'd be a better asset at the front of his army training them.  Fezzik tagged along with Inigo, and he went from being the First Mate of the The Revenge to the leader of the Brute Squad.  And Buttercup had seven children, all of them healthy and just as beautiful and talented as their parents.  And they lived happily ever after.

Edit: After Buttercup's Baby~

Fezzik did not die on the rocks.  Maybe he was able to tumble away in time.  Perhaps a giant bird swooped up and caught them last minute.  Maybe whatever special power was in Fezzik now saved him.  However it happened, he was saved, and Waverly grew up safe and healthy with her Shadow to protect her.  The gang had many more happy adventures together, eventually getting off the island once they were sure Humperdinck and all other danger was passed.  And Inigo was reunited with his love...somehow.  Anyways, they all lived long, happy lives into the ever after.   

No comments:

Post a Comment