My Most Embarrassing Moment by Rapunzel
My most embarrassing moment happened when I got on a bus to go to Africa. The bus was very rotund, so I stood up and held on to a chocolate bunny. It felt cool and slipped in my hands as I held it. I couldn't help but lick my fingers. The chocolate was red-tinted but oh so salty sweet! At the next stop, I saw a sneeze get up. It just skipped right out of this elderly man's mouth. I had never seen a sneeze so alluring! Anyways, as the man got up, I ran over to grab his cell phone that he dropped, but I accidentally jabbed my knuckle into his elbow and broke his earlobe. I have no idea how that even happened, but I was mortified! And then as I was apologizing, the bus came to a sleazy stop, which caused me to drop my wart and fall on top of a giddy lady who was carrying a hiccup on her lap. Believe me, my hanger was red that day!
Based on a Mad Lib that I embellished. Happy April Fools!
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